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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Mr. Sean (True stories)

This is something new that i just thought of, nothing too fancy with colourful pictures and fly stars, just a simple guy known as Mr. Sean... He seems a little regular but has major day to day issues and i know that some of you might just want to read about him... Hmm so where do i start from? I guess the beginning is good a place to start as any.

What does it take to be a star? first tell yourself that you have the looks and the swaga then get a day job just in case it all doesn't work out so you don't end up flat on you butt broke. This is the classic life of Mr. Sean a Mechanical Engineer with the ambitions of Alexander the great 'to conquer the world' well at least his world as far as it stretches. It takes more than just realizing that he has what it take to make it to actually do as he realizes, when he finds out that a million other people have what it takes.

So the story starts like any other day when he goes for an Audion to be the next best thing i modeling, he walks up to his ward robe and picks out a neat pair of light blue jeans and a white tee shirt with an inscription on it that says you are the bomb, a gray bike jacket on top just to give him that model feel... So he is ready, steps out of the house just so that he doesn't sweat and feel all dirty at the Audion, he takes a cab.... Getting to the Audion center he met a lot of equally good looking people that seemed to match the bill as 'the perfect model' but that did not derail him, he picked him self up went into the rest room... up and down he practiced his walk, then i guess some of the guys the noticed he was in too long and went in after him only to join him on the walk to learn from him....

then suddenly the audition judge came in and calls all the participants to the center of a very big bar room, then starts using his hand to measure all the female models that were there, grabbing Tommy falbs and shouting "YOU ARE TOO FAT" to girls as skinny as ever and when he was finally done with the fat ones he asked the rest to walk in circles around the bar while the DJ played music. One by one he made his selection picked girls at a more or less random sequence... Then finally it was time for the guys Mr. Sean took a deep breath and said to him self "showtime", it was a little different for the guys as the judge didn't like touch them he just said start walking and every one did. Mr. Sean remembering the way he had practice stiffened his chin, straightened his back and took one cool step after another with all the gay swagger he could muster. Then finally the judge picks out two guy and Mr. Sean was on of them... with joy in his heart he step forward and the judge delivers a blow to his mid section but because of the joy he didn't pass out and he never realized he was just in for some of the worst times in his entertainment Carrier....

To be continued

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